About Dong

My name is Antwon Dong. My father is black, and my mother is Asian.

I’ve spent the last three years at the Bachmann Homosexual Spiritual Colon Cleansing Reprogramming Center™ learning to cast out the demons of buggery through the skillful and ever present wards of God’s will.

These days, I am a cheerleader and advocate for the Republican Party. I help them to understand how to get through to minorities like me. If Dr. Bachmann taught me anything, the way to get through to me is leather restraints and Rohypnol.

But I have other skills too. It’s just that I get confused sometimes as a result of my cleansing.

These are my stories.

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